This is merely an update. Ms. Grish, author of ‘Boy Vey’ and shiskeh connoisseur of Jewish Men heard Muffti’s lame pre-acceptance of a date. Sadly, Muffti was rebuffed, albeit in a most charming and graceful manner. Still, despite her sensitivity, he is left a shell of a man. Oh well. Muffti will always have his dreams, where the elusive and attractive shikseh is all his.
“Oh boy! Sleep! That’s where I’m a Viking!” – Ralph Wiggum