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Porn is not Kosher

So not kosherLawyers representing Rabbi Yehuda Rosenbaum of KOF-K Kosher Certification, a New Jersey company that certifies the Kashrut of food products was sent to the principals of Tight Fit. The letter was occasioned by the upcoming release of a made-in-Israel porn flick called Assraelis that features the KOF-K logo on the packaging. TMZ, the site that broke the story reported that

Oren Cohen, the owner of Tight Fit, finds the action “funny,” but will modify the cover art before the film’s release next week — to satisfy what he calls the “very nice” rabbis.

And indeed the Assraelis Web site shows, amongst other things, packaging where the Kosher logo has been replaced by the slogan “Shot in Israel – 100% Authentic.” Although the site promises “Yiddish Erotica,” the film was shot in Hebrew with English subtitles. And no… it does not feature Israelis acting like asses, you know, pushing in line, jostling for produce at the shuk, obbressing innocent Balestinians etc.

Hat tip to Jewlicious reader Debbie, who is obviously a connoisseur in these matters.

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6 Comments

  1. harry

    1/26/2007 at 9:33 am

    What is up with all the Jew hatred in the comments section of the TMZ website?!?!?!

  2. ck

    1/26/2007 at 9:50 am

    I would blame Jimmy Carter. And Walt and Mearsheimer. However, all evidence indicates that those leaving hateful comments on TMZ are barely literate, at best. So instead I blame hormones in meat and fast food. It seems to addle one’s brain.

  3. Barbara E.

    1/26/2007 at 10:32 am

    Yahoo shut down its hate and swill-filled “discuss” option/message boards. I guess the former Yahoo denizens migrated to TMZ.

  4. sewlow

    1/26/2007 at 11:18 am

    next chanukah, be sure to pick up one of these titles for your jew buddies:

    40 years in the desert, 10 minutes in your ass
    matzaballin’
    schload!
    long nose, bigger hose
    moses parts the pink sea
    i eat pork
    haggling for ass

    -adam carrola

  5. POLJ

    1/26/2007 at 3:12 pm

    What about for a first line:

    “Vell I didn’t order any tzimmis, but vey not come in and see if you check my to see if my Mizrach is pointing east?”

    “My Pleasure Shena.”

  6. ramon marcos

    1/27/2007 at 8:08 pm

    I’ll tell ya one pornstar who’s standing up to all the haters:

    http://www.jewtastic.com/posts/5605

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