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Sex on Yom Kippur

Jesus, what is it with you people?? For those of you who are visiting Jewlicious today from far and wide after searching for Yom Kippur sex on Google and landing on this Yom Kippur Sex post from 2004 – the answer is no you friggin’ degenerates.

You are not allowed to have sex on Yom Kippur. You’re also not allowed to be on the Internet either. No eating, no drinking, no bathing, no brushing your teeth and again – NO SEX. Can’t keep it in your pants Shlomo? Then look at the man pictured here. His name is Ron Jeremy, he’s Jewish and he makes his living performing in pornos. Yes. Naked. Think about that. Now go to the synagogue or just get the hell out of here you sicko. Sheesh.


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9 Comments

  1. froylein

    10/10/2008 at 1:04 am

    Does it still count if you don’t enjoy it? (Just asking hypothetically…)

  2. Joshua

    10/10/2008 at 1:35 am

    If there’s supposed to be no sex on Yom Kippur, why is the Torah portion for Mincha all about sex? (Yes, I know the real reason, I just wanted to needle CK)

  3. Y-Love

    10/10/2008 at 2:37 pm

    CK, I think you remained far too vague regarding the sex issue. In the future, please make sure you clarify your statements before publishing.

    😀

  4. Ziva

    10/9/2011 at 1:59 pm

    2011 and the question remains nondisputed… 🙂

  5. themiddle

    10/9/2011 at 3:33 pm

    Also, not wearing leather shoes is included among the 5 prohibitions – eating, drinking, perfuming and sex being the other 4 – provided by the Talmud. The Talmud says nothing about internet surfing, though.

  6. ck

    10/10/2011 at 10:55 am

    And yet people keep hitting Jewlicious on Yom Kippur using the sex on YK keywords. You’d think that by now they’d know. And then what’s the deal anyway? Someone met a hottie at shul and they busted into the Rabbi’s office and checked on the Internet if they could get it on? Or some guy wants to have sex after synagogue and his wife had to pull this off the internet in order to show that they were not in fact allowed to have sex? Oy.

  7. DK

    10/16/2011 at 1:28 pm

    Yet another transparent attempt by The Zionists to paint the Diaspora as soft and inherently depraved.

    • ck

      10/16/2011 at 3:09 pm

      Dude, I didn’t force all those people to visit this page. Now while it may weird me out a bit, I acknowledge that those visiting may have a merely academic interest in the topic. That having been said, the diaspora is indeed soft and inherently depraved, but that has nothing to do with sex on Yom Kippur.

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