Yep, I mean you! Whether you’re a penny-pincher or just a person who enjoys [American] coffee, there’s some good news: go to Starbucks tomorrow, say you’ve voted and grab a free coffee. Just saw the ad and thought I’d share. Anyhow, you shouldn’t be lying, so go to cast your vote and you won’t feel guilty afterwards about the free coffee. But don’t be a cheapo and invite a person / date out on a coffee you’re getting for free anyway. Otherwise you’d resemble a fellow student at my former university who would ask dates to meet him at the university cafeteria – and then invite them to a subsidized cafeteria meal of 1.70 Deutschmarks (about $1.00 at that time). I mean, you still might, but then don’t be surprised if you end up with the leftover dating stock. And don’t claim I didn’t warn you.

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  • And just remember – all you 20-30 somethings:
    YOU will be the ones paying for all the social programs the Dems want to introduce.

    All. Your. Working. Lives.

    Universal healthcare? YOU will be paying for the Boomers’ hip replacements and pacemakers – and by the time you need it, the system will be broke. Just like in England and other European countries.

    A vote for Obama = voting your generation into wage slavery.

  • Even if is free, I will skip that burnt flavor of Starbucks. If you are in NYC on November 4th, go to the http://www.roastingplant.com instead on Orchard and Grand on the historic Lower East Side. I will pay for your cup of coffee if u voted, just to save you from that nasty Starbucks taste