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Back from Israel. Quick, TaglitforTwo, sponsor our next flight!

A while ago, I revealed that Mr. B and I would be going on a mini-Birthright for him.  Except it wasn’t free.  Because it’s kind of awkward for married people to go on Birthright.  Since I’ve already been, and I’m not a big fan of him walking drunk down Ben Yehuda Street asking Israeli girls to “show him their weapons.”  Plus, married people are lepers and we, like, aren’t really supposed to mingle with single people. Is there a Birthright for married people? Beshertright?  (Note: I’ve never called Mr. B my beshert in all my life.  Usually just my tsuris.)

Anyway, long story short, I gave him the Birthright rundown of Israel over the past two weeks.

Here is us, jetlagged to hell in historic Yafo with the historic Tel Aviv behind us and some historic German tourists (meaning they were old as hell) taking our picture.   What you don’t know is that we have also just taken 5 doses of acid in order to smile after landing at 5:00 am and hitting the ground running.  Zionism is hard, people.

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Here’s us, stirring up some bidness at the Dome of the Rock, which Mr. B noted was “not as shiny as I expected,” and “was highly disappointed in the whole thing.”

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And here’s me with some guy that was roaming the mean streets of Jerusalem that knows the best humusiyot in on every Jerusalem hill.  You can never be too careful out there.

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6 Comments

  1. What War Zone???

    9/10/2009 at 10:53 pm

    Hope you enjoyed your trip!

  2. themiddle

    9/10/2009 at 11:10 pm

    Good to have you back!

    • froylein

      9/11/2009 at 8:05 am

      Great to see you had an enjoyable and safe trip.

      I wonder why Middle’s never happy to have me back though…

  3. Charlie H. Ettinson

    9/11/2009 at 12:15 am

    An expo’s cap! Awesome!

  4. themiddle

    9/11/2009 at 9:01 am

    Hey! She was away for about 2 weeks if not more.

  5. froylein

    9/11/2009 at 9:10 am

    True, I only travel for one week at a time…

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