I guess we’ll find out in a few hours eh? Just in case they’re right, here’s “Rapture” by Blondie to help guide your floating bodies to Jesus or whatever that rapture stuff is all about…
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blondie was a prophet
Best of luck, great blog, it’s been real.
Now, back to my last 24 hours of drinking, whoring etc…..
And I’ve only just bought a new bottle of shampoo…
Your shampoo will be used by those who are Left Behind. SO u have no reason to worry. Unless it was Herbal Essence, Wella Balsam, or Axe. Not even heathens use those brands
My Epicurean inclinations occasionally make me grab a bottle of Herbal Essences (the one with raspberry or the one with coconut) or Guhl. My usual pick is Dove, but my latest pick was milk and honey-shampoo by Swiss-O-Par. Mind you, shampoo is about 80% cheaper here than it is in NYC, so getting experimental won’t hurt my coffee budget.
Tom has just brought this to my attention which should solve any questions:
Looks like the man from mars stopped eating cars and eating bars and now he only eats guitars… so yeah, we’re still here. Shavuah Tov!
damn, i sold everything, world’s still here. at least i’ve still got my birthright!!