Comedian Rachel Bloom perfectly captures the sex obsessed mind of a 12 year old boy in this NSFW YouTube Video. Because the boy in question, Jeffrey Goldstein, is Jewish and is studying for his Bar Mitzvah, we are legally obligated to post it on Jewlicious.
Oh and Rachel? Golda Meir was not Israel’s first Prime Minister. She was Israel’s first female Prime Minister. Our first PM was David Ben Gurion and I don’t think he would have chastised young Jeffrey. In fact it’s something of a tradition for young Israelis to lose their virginity atop his grave. Ben Gurion’s grandson, Dr. Yariv Ben-Eliezer, said this about reports of cherry popping atop his grandparents’ final resting place: “If the information is true, I think it’s great. I’m happy that years after my grandfather died, he continues to inspire our youth and still gives the country an erection.” Yeah. Not an April Fools Joke, I promise.
*Correction* She did indeed say 4th Prime Minister. Maybe I misheard because really? I wanted to put that bit in about having sex on Ben Gurion’s grave. Sorry.