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Introducing the Swedish X-Pop Penis Popsicle!

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In Sweden, Kosher slaughter has been banned since 1937. Swedish Jews can’t eat kosher beef or lamb unless they import it, and laws are currently circulating that would even ban the import of kosher meat (chickens are allowed to be shechted). However, children in Sweden can eat the X-Pop, a remarkably penis-shaped Popsicle with a head full of sherbet that pops in your mouth when you eat it. Yes, they can eat this penis pop, but if Swedish lawmakers have their way, they will not be able to undergo a bris (Jewish male circumcision).

GB Glace is the largest ice-cream maker in Sweden and is owned by Unilever, and has previously come under fire for a licorice-flavored treat called “Nogger Black.” They claim that there are no similarities between the X-Pop and a penis. Yes. It’s shaped like a rocket, and after a few minutes of sucking on it, there’s popping and something creamy oozes out from the center. But other than that, not penis-like at all! Nope.

As Sweden’s 20,000 Jews come under continuous attack by Anti-Semites and and politicians in the thrall of thoughtless political correctness, their continued presence there is tenuous. But Sweden will raise a new generation of people adept at sucking long, hard tubular things till they pop in their mouths. Practice makes perfect! I’m guessing it should be great for tourism too.

h/t: Jezebel

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3 Comments

  1. anon

    3/30/2014 at 1:14 am

    only a complete faggot wouldn’t love this pop sickle, and forcing a kid to get his dick trimmed is barbaric. No one cares about kosher, not even most jews. this entire blog post is screaming first world problems. why dont you take a trip to africa where Catholics are denying people with aids condoms and shit.

    • ck

      3/31/2014 at 12:46 pm

      Sorry man, I’m sure you’re making a really valid point in there somewhere but you lost me at “only a complete faggot…” So yeah. Go fuck yourself and have a nice day.

      • Jon

        4/1/2014 at 7:48 am

        CK, you must be one pal to get offended. Have a nice day, Cock Kruncher or is it Cock King? I think it’s more like princess.

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