Thanks to Social Media, all young people get to be experts on all political issues! In this fun and exciting world of digital media, all it takes is three simple steps to becoming a real political expert.

STEP 1: CHECK YOUR SOURCES

Use sites such as Facebook & Twitter for all your news updates. Definitely avoid getting your information from a variety of different (real) news sources. Bo-ring!

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STEP 2: READ UP

Now that you have found the news, you’re ready to start reading! And when I say “reading the news” I mean look at the pretty pictures and read the title. Half the title. The first word of the title.

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STEP 3: STATE YOUR OPINIONS

You’ve done your research, so congratulations: you now know everything you need to know to call yourself a true expert! All that’s left to do is comment. On everything. And yell at people who disagree with your expertise and wisdom. To clarify: THIS IS YELLING; this is not.

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We hope you’ve enjoyed this blatantly sarcastic blog-post, and as always, tizremu!

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Dr. Mishmish

MBA, MA. Have more fun. Worry less. Laugh more. Be good to yourselves & others. Grow, learn, and develop.

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