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18 Things Guys Say & What They Mean

What They Say: “Your eyes are so beautiful”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “What are you doing tonight/this weekend?”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “You seem like a super cool chick”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “I want to get to know you”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “I can’t wait to see you”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “I miss you”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “Hi”/”Hey”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “I love your smile”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “Let’s hang out”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “Free to meet up/get together?”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “You’re so hard to reach lol”

What They Mean: You’re so hard to have sex with, and it’s not funny

 

What They Say: “Wow, you’re smart and beautiful?”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “I think you and I will get along great”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “How about we grab a drink and discuss your work experience?”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “You look like such a fun girl”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “I’m so glad we’re friends”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “You deserve the best”

What They Mean: I want to have sex with you

 

What They Say: “I’d love to take you out and see if we’re compatible. I’m ready for something serious and want to get to know you better”

What They Mean: I’d love to take you out and see if we’re compatible. I’m ready for something serious and want to get to know you better. And have sex with you.

 

Ladies & gents, this blog post is a joke. Mostly. Dr. Mishmish wants you all to laugh more, worry less, and have more fun. TIZREMU!

Dr. Mishmish

MBA, MA. Have more fun. Worry less. Laugh more. Be good to yourselves & others. Grow, learn, and develop.

The greatest risk in life is not taking one.

4 Comments

  1. Michelle

    5/23/2014 at 2:00 am

    Best one that I forgot to add: “you’re not like other women” 🙂

  2. themiddle

    5/23/2014 at 8:35 pm

    Um, this is a little weird. What do women mean when say these things to a man? Did I miss some opportunities?

    • Esther

      5/25/2014 at 8:32 pm

      You may have! Better go back to those women just in case 🙂
      This is more playful than serious – often times men say things they think women want to hear, just to get what they want (sex). This post is just an exaggeration of those cases!!

  3. John Lutala

    8/7/2014 at 4:02 am

    Do these apply to when girls say them after not having sex with you for three months but she still seems like she is love with you?

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