All posts by michael

  • God’s JIB Picks.

    Dramatization of Michael talking to God if God were a Samoan attorney driving a beardless Michael to Las Vegas. (cross-posted from Kosher Eucharist) I’ve tried...

  • Amy, Amy, Amy…

    Dear Amy, I heard you’re getting married. I must admit, Amy, I’m a little dismayed at the news – I know this is normally the...

  • Inside the mind of a seminary girl.

    (cross-posted from Kosher Eucharist) Sometimes I wonder if the increasingly debilitating pain of having to venture out in public during the daytime might be somewhat...

  • Plautin’ the dozens.

    Steven Plaut is concerned. Steven Plaut knows that lurking out there in the fuzzy reaches of your Chevy’s radio dial is a dark and insidious...

  • הצעה צנועה

    (cross-posted from Kosher Eucharist) Something is rotten in the state of Israel. An old enemy stalks the streets and synagogues of the country, the country...

  • The blogosphere’s saving grace.

    The Jews, the perennial fly in history’s ointment, have never been able to resist the impulse to sabotage a good thing. We ruined a rich...

  • The Pesach Post.

    (crossposted from Kosher Eucharist) It’s that time of year again, when Jews all over the world come together to celebrate their liberation from the clutches...

  • Is everyone batshit?

    (cross-posted from Kosher Eucharist) I was browsing through the sites that link to Jewlicious today, and I stumbled upon a most curious post on Israpundit....

  • Israel expresses ‘profound regret’ for Canaanite expulsion.

    (cross-posted from Kosher Eucharist) JERUSALEM (AP) — Meeting on the grounds of the Ophel, former site of the Jebusite city of Jerusalem, the Israeli Knesset...

  • כשאין עוד מקום בגיהנום, המתים יהלכו על פני האדמה

    (cross-posted from Kosher Eucharist) Being something of a writerly-minded person, I suffer from a tendency to view everything in terms of comparison – my mind...

  • Hebrew Time with Michael!

    (cross-posted from Kosher Eucharist) One of the most thoroughly enjoyable (yes, I said it, enjoyable) facets of moving to a foreign country is learning its...

  • Mixed signals.

    (cross-posted from Kosher Eucharist) I tend to take a historian’s view of my twenty-one years of existence, which I imagine is fairly common since an...

  • Israel’s most Jewlicious baby!

    Full disclosure: I hate most things. I hate Arabs, I hate Jews, I hate Sephardim, I hate Ashkenazim, I hate blacks, I hate whites, I...

  • Discoveries and rants.

    I’m going to attempt to tie together several fairly disparate threads in this post, so bear with me. After a most enjoyable weekend spent drinking...

  • Michael is jonesin’.

    (cross-posted from Kosher Eucharist) My Internet at home went out a few days ago. This has forced me to undergo the difficult process of Internet...

  • Lenny Bruce is spinning in his grave.

    (cross-posted from Kosher Eucharist) Aish ha-Torah has visited a great deal of torment and suffering upon the Jewish people. Their brooding, medieval, property-value-destroying monstrosity of...

  • Among the Indians I am called Walks with Toasty Feet.

    (crossposted from Kosher Eucharist) I have weathered many accusations over the course of my 21 years. Despite my fastidious efforts to avoid most non-essential contact...

  • This post is for the ladies in the house…

    I thought that I should make the latest development in the gripping saga of Michael vs. the Israeli Defense Forces known to the Jewlicious readership,...

  • B’Tzahal, mekablim et kol ha-zayin.

    I’m not supposed to be here right now. Right now, I’m supposed to be at Bakum, undergoing chiyul, swapping my threads for an entire new...

  • Rehovot Geulah.

    UPDATE: Y-Love has clarified his position in comments here and here, saying, among other things, “First of all it is an axiom that G-d does...