}

Isralicious

  • Love in Aisle 2

    I found myself in the super market yesterday (I usually opt for the open air shuk, as i find the super markets too overwhelming. My...

  • Shhh! Top Secret Security Information

    “Ben Gurion Airport, seaports, fuel and gas depots, all suffer from a severe lack of security…and are liable to be exploited by terrorists to carry...

  • Shidduch Fever

    Even though it’s Tu B’av (the Jewish day of love) and I would hereby like to kindly ask everyone in Israel to stop trying to...

  • Introducing Laya

    Loyal Jewlilcious readers. Allow me to introduce myself. I am the Laya referenced in an earlier posting. Back from my tiring adventures as a madricha...

  • Mr. Big smells Israel

    Chris Noth (often known as Sex and the City’s Mr. Big) was recently seen on a peacekeeping mission to Israel. In addition to working to...

  • Shalom ???? (Yakov)!

    Yakov is my cousin’s son. He lives at this place called Moshav Tirosh. It’s a little out of the way Moshav sort of in between...

  • Mecca Cola now available in Israel

    Mecca Cola, the official drink of the Organization of Islamic Conference (OIC) is now available in Israel. Mecca Cola, which gives 10% of its net...

  • Iran Threatens Israel. Again. Stop the Presses.

    The public relations head of the Revolutionary Guards, Commander Seyed Masood Jazayeri stated that Iran would wipe Israel “off the face of the earth” if...

  • Another Tisha B’Av is over… and I’m STARVING!

    Tisha B’Av, the 9th day of the 11th month (yes, the original 9/11) is finally over. I’m glad because I am kind of starving. I’m...

  • Tisha B’Av Laff Riot!

    Hey! Remember how everyone was all freaking out about how these skinny, delusional, pimple faced er, I mean extreme right-wing Jewish settler underground bad-ass dudes...

  • Lets Conga! From Gaza to Jerusalem!

    Reuters reports that over “100,000 Israelis have joined hands in a human chain from Jerusalem to the Gaza Strip to protest against Prime Minister Ariel...

  • Desecrator Offed

    An Israeli helicopter attack in Gaza killed two members of the Islamic Jihad, one of whom was believed to have “jubilantly displayed the severed head...

  • Rationality and Love

    what is the line between practicality and love? if we’re practical then the conclusion is “lets just be friends.” if we’re in love then the...

  • Love is Peace of Mind

    if i were a betting man i’d say that this is the girl that i’m going to marry. the initial euphoria of telling each other...

  • Slow news day. Then along comes Kinky!

    I was really worried that I’d have nothing to write about today. Seems like it’s just the same old stuff rehashed – people pissed off...