Craaaazy for kabbalaTiff agrees with me so here’s the scoop. I will no longer post anything else about the whole kabbala celebrity thing. It’s overdone already. No more Britney Spears kabbala wedding – that story’s made it all the way to China, India and Australia – I don’t think there’s a single person in the entire world that doesn’t know about it. No more Madonna encouraging Britney to have a kabbala wedding – in fact no more Madonna / kabbala anything!

Dude. She's a 46 year old soccer mom!I don’t like their music, I am unimpressed with this Judasim Lite© thing, and I assure all you aspiring Jewish hipsters, there is NOTHING hip about either Madonna or Britney Spears. Go download some Le Tigre, Peaches , Princess Superstar or the Yeah Yeah Yeahs if you want to pretend to be hip.

I will however note with approval that Madonna is planning on celebrating Rosh Hashanah in Israel. I know, I know – how does a non-Jew celebrate Rosh Hashanah? However, going to Israel is always cool. Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher may tag along as well. I hope they have a sweet visit! And no Punk’n anyone Ashton – Israelis won’t find that too funny I don’t think.

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Founder and Publisher of Jewlicious, David Abitbol lives in Jerusalem with his wife, newborn daughter and toddler son. Blogging as "ck" he's been blocked on twitter by the right and the left, so he's doing something right.

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