Mark Ames of the New York Press writes a kinda funny, kinda scary primer on Evangelical hopes and aspirations with respect to themselves, the Jews, the rapture and the apocalypse.
The Evangelicals’ late-20th-century strategy of embracing Jews as their biggest, bestest friends in the whole wide world reads like an updated Hansel and Gretel, with Evans playing the witch luring Hymie and Gilah into his West Bank lair in order to cook them.
Or, it has a King Kong quality to it, like tying up Fay Wrayberg to a Hebron IDF outpost in order to cajole Jesus Kong out of the heavenly jungle so that he can lord over the cross-chucking savages—except that at least Fay Wray survives in the original. Not so the Jews of Michael Evans’ fantasy.
Of course Jewlicious has already discussed this issue but Ames is much, much funnier than that Jewlicious weenie “The Middle.”
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lol fuckurself damned jews.
Ouais. T’est vraiment bête. J’ai une copine qui habite en Belgique – elle m’a appris le terme “Mega-Nul.” Mega Nul, c’est toi! But maybe I am wasting all this French… do they speak French in Lithuania?
I read that the other day…he may in some ways have a point, but the whole Torah being the work of desert hicks doesn’t sit well (although it may technically be true). And more than a few Evangelical Christians have distanced themselves from the whole “The Jews all accept Jesus or die” thing.
HEY! Whaddaya mean much, much funnier?! I’m still trying to find my voice.
😉
hypersensitive weenie …
I’m just kiddin’, he really is funnier.
Don’t take it too badly – how can you compete with lines like
or
You just can’t. And no one thinks less of you for it.
What are you saying? I’m not smart enough to win a Nobel?
What? I thought they were giving out Nobels to Jews like candy… didn’t you already get one? I myself have at least three sitting around here somewhere ….
@ck votre petite amie est chienne.
Christians > jews.
aurevoir! :DD
Vive la Belgique is a piece of work.
u=jew=shit
Vive la Belgique, are you bored in class today? Don’t worry, recess is about to begin.
Hey if Jews are so bad, how are we the ones running the world? eh? eh?
Seems like you’ve attracted some fans to the wonderful world of Jewlicious. . .
2 Rina, ur just another pathetic jewish dickhead.
And I am a complete loser with absolutely no life. I think I will bang my head against a wall until I pass out. That’s what we do for fun in Vilnius.
Uh oh, it’s computer class in school again…
“I will bang my head against a wall until I pass out. ”
You’ve got to stop that son. You ain’t acting right no more.
haha I say we let him
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