… or, why is Bangladesh even a country?
The Mossad’s vital intelligence gathering mission in uh… Bangladesh was dealt a fatal blow when alert members of the Bangladesh law enforcement community arrested Shoaib Choudhury. Choudhury carried out his nefarious activities while running Blitz an entertainment newspaper – the perfect vehicle for gathering high level Bangladeshi intelligence while effortlessly rubbing shoulders with the Bangladeshi political and military elite.
To further disguise his true purpose, Choudhury was also an outspoken advocate for interfaith dialogue and understanding, while also decrying the Bangladeshi press’ anti-Israel bias and support of terrorism. I mean what a better cover for a spy? Choudhury had also written an op ed piece for the Jerusalem Post and had well known contacts with prominent Zionists in the US. He was on his way to a conference in Israel when arrested. Good job government of Bangladesh – y’all saw right past his clever ruse! No wonder he was denied bail. Let that be a lesson to all who seek to mess with Bangladesh. You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to pull the wool over these guys’ eyes.
Yessiree Bob. Yup. That’ll learn us. Read the embarassing details of yet another Israeli intelligence failure here.