So if you’re going to be in LA on Thursday, April 27th and you’re wondering “What to do, what to do…” well, turns out Three of Clubs on Hollywood and Vine is gonna have a kick-ass death metal night, or should I say Deth Metal Nite! Featured acts include Wires On Fire, Modwheelmood (led by Alessandro Cortini, currently a member of Nine Inch Nails!) and BlackBlack – also featured DJs include Jesse the Devil Hughes and The Like. Dude, it’s totally gonna rawk!
Sorry, what? Not everyone likes “Deth Metal?” And isn’t this Jewlicious? Shouldn’t you be promoting, like you know, Jewish stuff? Especially in California with its 70% intermarriage rate?
OK fine. Let’s see… oh yeah, looks like there is something else going on. Turns out Thursday night is not just Deth Metal nite at the Three of Clubs, but it’s also Jewish College Night! From the Web site:
After its first success in spring of 2005, Jewish College Night is back to rock the Avalon in Hollywood on Thursday, April 27, 2006. With double the venue capacity of last year’s event, which was held at Hollywood’s Club Element, over 1000 Jewish college-aged partiers can take advantage of this year’s bash.
There’s going to be bus transportation from UCLA and USC and it only costs $10 at the door! So don’t worry. There’ll be other Deth Metal Nites – but Jewish College Student Night is only on Thursday, April 27th! Jewish College Night is sponsored by the Forest Foundation, Santa Barbara Hillel, The Los Angeles Hillel Council, the Los Angeles Jewish Federation, Jewstar.com, and the Jewish Journal of Greater Los Angeles.
Deth Metal Nite on the other hand, is sponsored by Satan.
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BlackBlack is the name of a Japanese licorice-flavored chewing gum favored by schoolgirls and American anime freaks. Thus, BlackBlack is most decidedly not metal.
Although naming a death metal band after a geeky chewing gum may be, in fact, meta.
In any case, if Satan is sponsoring anything, it’s probably a Jewish Federation.
Honestly, I’d be down for a Jewish deth metal night.. Thatd be brutal.
Michael, it’s gonna be killer. take a red eye from J town and come over. you can stay at my house and well make some goulash, or chummus, or whatever. then well go to the desert and plant trees, you hippie.
for anybody who goes to Jewish college night – come find me…then well find the grey goose…
Jewish college night sounds fun! Too bad I live in the east coast.
Jewish college night sounds like fun- too bad I’m way to old, in fact, elderly by the ROI120 standards.
Either way I put it up on VJ because maybe some of the kids will like it.
You can see it up on our site by clicking here.
Sorry I had to play with the pic- now it look a little less Hollywood and a little more Star Wars.
I just posted an article on VJ that is sure to piss you off – check it out
here.
You are never too old. I am 23 and I will dance with you.
party was off the hook. my head hurts. i saw rabbi yonah there. i wanted to buy him a drink, but then my friends friends spilled mine all over the floor. god bless the jewish people. shabbat shalom.