Apparently there’s now a Sarah Palin wig. On sale this week for $795, down from $895. So if you want to hold a mock debate with your neighbor who looks like Hillary (alas, they do not manufacture a Hillary wig), you now can.
Although, I’d be careful…that vixenish wig may project/elicit an invigorating, moose-killing, slap-shot type lustiness to/in men who may not appreciate your intentions for tzniut (tznius for the linguistically impaired). After all, half the country lusts after this woman, if not her politics. Worst of all, what if your husband, in one of those, uh, heated moments, suddenly calls you “Sarah?” Or “Sarahleh?”
Unless, of course, your name is Sarah, in which case don’t worry about it. But also don’t wear this wig. Just in case.
Hat tip to The Forward.
$795 for a wig?!