I’m going to talk about my ex all night:

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I’m broke and live with my parents:

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I’m needy:

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I’m a player:

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I’m just looking for sex:

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I’m not Jewish even though I’m on JDate:

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I’m a Gold Digger:

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I’m not ready for a relationship:

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I’m doing this because my mom made me:


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I’m too in love with myself to love anyone else:

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I’m obsessive:

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I’m a LOT uglier in person:
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About the author

Dr. Mishmish

MBA, MA. Have more fun. Worry less. Laugh more. Be good to yourselves & others. Grow, learn, and develop.

The greatest risk in life is not taking one.

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