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Jews Are Not Evil Wizards

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Evil Wizards?I was going to write a post about a whole bunch of stuff, but then I read this in the decadent west and it was just SO perfectly written and covered everything that I was going to write about that I am reproducing it here for you. In a message to the muslims of the world, DW wrote that just as George Bush is not a “Magical Wizard,” neither are the Jews:

4,000 of them weren’t text messaged by Mossad to stay out of the World Trade Center on 9/11, because they were about to bomb it. They’re not meeting after every Louis Farrakhan speech to plan ultimate revenge. They don’t control US voting machines. And they aren’t controlling the Darfur rebels in Sudan responsible for the deaths of 50,000 and the displacement of over one million people.

Hi, Muslims? This is Earth. We have something to tell you: MUSLIM REBELS ARE SLAUGHTERING ETHNIC AFRICANS IN SUDAN BECA– USE THEY DON’T THINK THEY ARE TRUE MUSLIMS. Jews aren’t doing this. Muslims are. Not Jews. Muslims. Not Jews. MUSLIMS! Say it again a couple of times.

Of course, the Arab League immediately rejected the notion of holding the Sudanese government accountable (not like anyone listens to the Arab League, an institution’s whose sole purpose is to condemn Israel so DW can link to them).

Look, we know it sucks that most of you guys have been ruled by authoritarians and dictators for the majority of your lives, and that they pump your brains full of Jewish conspiracies so you don’t ask any questions about your own governments’ improprieties. It also sucks that the world partitioned your land just so the Jews could have a space. It sucks that DW’s car got broken into last year. Guess what? We moved on.

Seriously, where do these people get their f*cking news from? International Jewish Conspiracy.com? Well…

Heh… well, actually, it’s kind of sad. But aren’t those two wizards just adorable?

Here’s some more Darfur stuff for y’all to read:

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Founder and Publisher of Jewlicious, David Abitbol lives in Jerusalem with his wife, newborn daughter and toddler son. Blogging as "ck" he's been blocked on twitter by the right and the left, so he's doing something right.

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