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Passion sells like hotcakes!

20 years ago
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Go Sam!4.1 million hotcakes that is!

That’s after one day too. Crazy huh? So now we get a mini version of the initial brouhaha surrounding the cinematic release of the film, thankfully minus any further pronouncements from Abe Foxman. We all got started with this blog/interactive community building thing back in the day when we created christ-killer.com. That was a hoot. Then we came across this site the Kosher Eucharist where the poster Michael wrote a song called “Christ Killer” sung to the tune of Ice-T’s “Cop Killer.” It’s actually pretty funny. Some may find it offensive but I don’t think it’s as offensive as an over 2 hour long snuff film – or as Michael put it, Mel Gibson’s Jesus Chainsaw Massacre. Click on more below to read the lyrics or better yet, go visit the Kosher Eucharist.

Oh yeah – Sam and Dave from Christ-Killer.com are in this month’s Elle Belgium magazine. They did a story on the Fashion of the Christ. Will put the scans up as soon as we get the magazine, but if anyone is in Belgium… well, you know what to do.

Christ Killer (rapped to Ice T’s “Cop Killer”)
by Michael of Kosher Eucharist

I got my kippah on
I got my tallit on
I got my Magen David on
This savior’s been too long

I got my tefillin wrapped up
I got my tzitzit tied up
I’m about to raise a cross up
I’m about to nail a Jew up

Christ killer, better you than us!
Christ killer, better free Barabbas!
Christ killer, I know the Marys are grievin’
But tonight, the Pharisees get even

You know you can’t prevail
Got my cat-o-nine-tails
I got these long-assed nails
And your clothing for sale

My adrenaline’s pumpin’
Golgatha is bumpin’
We’re gotta kill us something
Or Rome gonna leave us nothing

Christ killer, better you than us!
Christ killer, better free Barabbas!
Christ killer, I know the Marys are grievin’
But tonight, the Pharisees get even

P.S. No, I do not advocate killing Christ, and I think Christians are pretty neat and in fact probably the Jews’ best friends these days. But I was just saying. You know.

I know. Believe me I know.

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Founder and Publisher of Jewlicious, David Abitbol lives in Jerusalem with his wife, newborn daughter and toddler son. Blogging as "ck" he's been blocked on twitter by the right and the left, so he's doing something right.

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7 Comments

  • I was wondering if anybody else figured the Bodycount song could be done this way. I always thought the proper response to being called “Christ-Killer” was “Yeah. I killed your god. How stupid are you to get in my face?””

  • Sorry. I meant to say “If Jesus returns…” so it would be obvious.
    Damn, and I wanted it to be an LOL.

    I don’t know how to do smiley faces. Is that one of those character thingys I see at the end of sentences sometime, like this 🙂 …I think?

  • Geez Louise. Could you at least punctuate statements like that with a smiley face or something so I know not to take you too seriously? Or are you being serious?

    In any case, just as in the days of yore, we don’t do crucifixion…