If you’re still insecure about what Presidential and Vice Presidential candidate might be better for the Jews, have I got decision-making help for you!
This is how it works: below is a list of issues that have shown to be of interest to MOTs. All you need is a printer and a pen. Print the chart (downloadable version here). There are three credits per PoI, two for the Presidential candidate, one for his respective running mate. So, according to what you think, believe, know, assume, have been indoctrinated to accept, you can cumulate or divide the credits among the teams. When you’re done, just add up the credits in each column. The team with the highest score should get your vote.
P.S.: Should you feel you don’t know enough about the candidates’ stance on a certain or all PoIs, I suggest you call or email their campaign headquarters. Bet they’ll be glad to help.
BTW, in an attempt at trying something innovative, I’ll announce the topic of the comment thread to be “autumn fashion”. All comments containing political content will be copied-&-pasted to a comment thread I’ll put up to only that distinct purpose. But then you’ll stick out as the one who didn’t play along. Your choice really. No pressure.
