I guess we’ll find out in a few hours eh? Just in case they’re right, here’s “Rapture” by Blondie to help guide your floating bodies to Jesus or whatever that rapture stuff is all about…
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damn, i sold everything, world’s still here. at least i’ve still got my birthright!!
Looks like the man from mars stopped eating cars and eating bars and now he only eats guitars… so yeah, we’re still here. Shavuah Tov!
Tom has just brought this to my attention which should solve any questions:
Your shampoo will be used by those who are Left Behind. SO u have no reason to worry. Unless it was Herbal Essence, Wella Balsam, or Axe. Not even heathens use those brands
My Epicurean inclinations occasionally make me grab a bottle of Herbal Essences (the one with raspberry or the one with coconut) or Guhl. My usual pick is Dove, but my latest pick was milk and honey-shampoo by Swiss-O-Par. Mind you, shampoo is about 80% cheaper here than it is in NYC, so getting experimental won’t hurt my coffee budget.
And I’ve only just bought a new bottle of shampoo…
Best of luck, great blog, it’s been real.
Now, back to my last 24 hours of drinking, whoring etc…..
blondie was a prophet