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From the Spam File: Suha Arafat

20 years ago
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Suha ArafatWon’t anyone please help this poor, poor woman out? Reproduced verbatim from the Jewlicious Spam Files.

Dear Friend,
This mail may not be surprising to you if you have beenfollowing current events in the international media with
reference to the Middle East and Palestine in particular. I am Mrs. SUHA ARAFAT, the wife of YASSER ARAFAT, the Palestinian leader who died recently in Paris. Since his death and even prior to the announcement, I have been thrown into a state of antagonism, confusion, humiliation, frustration and hopelessness by the present leadership of the Palestinian Liberation Organization and the new Prime Minister. I have even been subjected to physical and psychological torture. As a widow that is so traumatized, I have lost confidence with everybody in the country at the moment. You must have heard over the media reports and the Internet on the discovery of some fund in my husband secret bank account and companies and the allegations of some huge sums of money deposited by my husband in my name of which I have refuses to disclose or give up to the corrupt Palestine Government. In fact the total sum allegedly discovered by the Government so far is in the tune of about $6.5 Billion Dollars. And they are not relenting on their effort to make me poor for life. As you know, the Muslemcommunity has no regards for woman, hence my desire for a foreign assistance. I have deposited the sum of 20 million dollars with a security firm abroad whose name is withheld for now until we open communication. I shall be grateful if you could receive this fund into your bank account for safe keeping and any Investment opportunity. This arrangement is known to you and my personal Attorney. He might be dealing with you directly for security reasons as the case may be. In view of the above, if you are willing to assist for our mutual benefits, we will have to negotiate on your Percentage share of the $20,000,000 that will be kept in your position for a while and invested in your name for my trust pending when my Daughter, Zahwa, will come off age and take full responsibility of her Family Estate/inheritance. Please note that this is a golden opportunity that comes once in life time and more so, if you are honest,iam going to entrust more funds in your care as this is one of the legacy we keep for our children. In case you don’t accept please do not let me out to the security and international media as I am giving you this information in total trust and confidence I will greatly appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith. Please expedite action. Please reply to this mail box:([email protected])
Yours sincerely,

My Regards,
Mrs. Suha

PLEASE NOTE: On the off chance that you are a complete moron, please DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL. It’s fake. Suha Arafat has plenty of cash and continues to live large in Paris.

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  • Casibom güncel giri? adresinde de?i?im meydana gelmesi sitede alan ad? de?i?imi meydana gelmesine sebebiyet vermeyecektir. Bahis bakiyesinde sorun ç?kmamas? için gerekli olan tüm finansal önlemler al?nm??t?r. Alan ad? de?i?imi ile alakal? olarak ki?ilerin dikkate almas? gereken temel husus güncel verileri kullanmak ve daha sonras?nda ayn? yat?r?m çekim detaylar?na dikkat ederek i?lem ak???n? tamamlamakt?r. Bakiyenizde sadece sizin onay?n?z ve izniniz ile i?lem gerçekle?tirilmesine izin verilir. Alan ad?n?n de?i?tirilmi? olmas? sitede biriktirmi? oldu?unuz tutara bir de?i?im olarak sirayet etmeyecektir.

  • Mrs. Arafat,

    Since your ex-Husband’s corpse is now being molested by maggots, I will be very excited to have you come to my house for long sessions of whet, and hot butt sex. I will require that you perform fellatio on my thumb as I gently (and with abandon) push coke bottles into your gaping asshole. For this I shall require the sum of ten hundred million thousand Euros, depositable in the name of all those your ex-husband had murdered in the name of ‘Fatah’.

    I look forward to seeing your glistening face, staring back at me, from my belt-line.

    Best,
    USA

  • ck, je recois trop beaucoup de spam (j’ai trois addresses emails!), alor c’etais vieux pour moi.. mais je suis desole, keep up the bon travaille 🙂

  • Perhaps some other terrorists in the plo who stole money from their own pepole would help her out 😀

  • Very funny, Andy.

    Hey ck, thanks for the disclaimer, I was just about to send some money.

  • The academy of Hebrew Language has been discussing the correct reference for this woman for use by the news media. The options: 1)Almanat Arafat, 2)Almanat Lekabel.

  • Bonjour Asaf!
    J’espere que Paris te plait! As for the old thing? I like to think of myself as a spam expert. If this was indeed old, I’d like to think I would have gotten it a long time ago. In any case, this is the first time I got it so if it is indeed old, my apologies!

  • You know, if you stare at that picture long enough, you begin to see what Arafat saw in her.