Not Once Did He Say “Jews.” His Own Side Booed Him Anyway. Zohran Mamdani spent the third anniversary of October 7 trying to please everyone. He pleased nobody, and the people who paid...
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They Buried It in Milk Cans: The Warsaw Ghetto Archive Comes to NYC
They Buried It in Milk Cans So You Could Read It In 1999, UNESCO added three collections from Poland to its Memory of the World register: the scientific works of Copernicus, the masterpieces of...
Sydney Sweeney Has Good Jeans. Judaism Doesn’t Care.
Sydney Sweeney may or may not have gone to shul on Rosh Hashanah. The internet has already scheduled her bat mitzvah. Besties, that is not how any of this works. So you’ll remember that I spent...
Macklemore Sells Golf Pants. We Made Him a Martyr.
Macklemore said two words at the MetLife stadium and lost a tour. Yuval Abraham won a prize in Venice for NAZA and a minister came for his citizenship. I am a Zionist and I am asking my own people to...
The Restaurant Has a Name, Besties!
My parents took me to Paris three times before I ever went with my school, and every single time it was for my own good. That was the actual pitch. Paris would make me cultured. Paris would make me...
Everyone in the Clavicular Israel Story Is a Little Bit Awful, Actually
OK, not totally everybody, but pretty much, almost everybody. Quick premise, for anyone who hasn’t been following the group chat: a 20 year old looksmaxxing streamer named Clavicular is...
JVP Isn’t After My $20. It’s After Us.
I’m on Jewish Voice for Peace‘s email list the way you slow down for a car accident. Not because I want to be there. Because I can’t quite believe what I’m looking at, and I...
F*ck Your Bagels, Zohran
Civics 101, real quick: Jewish Americans have the same constitutional right as every other group of Americans to organize, advocate, donate, lobby, and support whatever political causes they believe...









