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Lawsuit Against God Thrown Out

A judge in Lincoln, Nebraska has thrown out a State Legislator’s lawsuit against God, saying the Almighty wasn’t properly served, because of his unlisted home address. State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God. He said God had made terroristic threats against him and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused “widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.” Fortunately for him, no matter who you decide to sue there are companies out there who are able to help with a lawsuit loan, since waiting for a lawsuit settlement can be financially draining.

The Senator, apparently, wasn’t actually trying to sue God. He was trying to make a point that the court system should be accessible to all regardless of their power and/or wealth. I mean an unlisted home address? Sheesh. Everyone knows God lives in Jerusalem!

Of course Chambers is appealing. In order for lawsuit to move forward the defendant has to be served. Chambers has argued that because of his/her omniscience, God is already aware of the lawsuit. Clearly folks in Omaha are starved for entertainment. Here’s hoping a well placed lightning bolt smotes Chambers in the butt for wasting the court’s time.

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