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Bar Rafaeli and the Boys of Jersey Shore

Terry Richardson is too, too clever…

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Interview Magazine recently did a photoshoot/Interview featuring the boys of MTV’s Jersey Shore cavorting with Israeli super model Bar Refaeli. Controversial photographer Terry Richardson took time off from behaving inappropriately with young East European models to shoot this homage to tackiness, chemically enhanced muscles, and the end of the Jews. The end of the Jews? Well yeah, I mean what do we have here? Arguably one of the most famous Jewesses in the world today feigning fellatio with a bunch of self described guido reality TV “stars.” I mean what could be more B-list?? More déclassé? More gauche?

But it gets better (worst)! Look at their shoes, dude! The shoes!! Where have I seen those colors before? Ah yes… “Red is for our swords, White is for beace (peace), green is for our land and black is for our enemies” – the colors of the Palestinian flag! And who first coined the term “Palestine?” Why it was Emperor Hadrian who, after suppressing the Bar Kochba Revolt, at great cost, renamed Jerusalem Aeolina Capitolina and built a temple to Jupiter atop the ruins of the Second Temple. He also renamed the region Palestina in an attempt to eradicate the areas Jewish identity. And who was this Hadrian guy? Basically just another Italian guy, but in charge of a whole empire. See how all the pieces fit together? See how they diss us? This is mass media people! Magazines, Television, popular culture! I thought we ran that shit? And… if we don’t, and if our women are going to be debased in National magazines and on the Internet, could you all please stop with the Jews control the world anti-Semitism then? Please? Because clearly, we don’t.

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17 Comments

  1. DK

    4/11/2010 at 5:09 pm

    This was probably a Diasporist plot to delegitimize “sexual Zionism.”

  2. ck

    4/11/2010 at 5:22 pm

    Sexual Zionism? Bar Rafaeli avoided military and national service, is seeking to avoid paying Israeli taxes and is on the verge of marrying a Catholic. She’s posing with a bunch of douchey Ed Hardy wearing goombas who are famous for their participation in a show that is wildly popular despite the fact that it is completely vapid and idiotic – even by the already vapid and idiotic standards of MTV. If anything, this is a plot by the Zionists to demonstrate the total ridiculousness of the diaspora. But even the Zionists couldn’t pull something like this off. The diaspora just is what it is. Zehu. You wanna raise kids in a country where “The Situation” gets paid $7,500 a night to make an appearance at a club? Go right ahead. Who am I to judge!

  3. Wes

    4/11/2010 at 7:51 pm

    OMG-D I BET THAT SANDWICH ISN’T EVEN KOSHER!

    What’s more psychotic than an obsession surrounding a world plot by the Jews to control everything? Negation theorists who think that every Jew outside of Israel is destroying the Tribe one goyishe blowjob at a time.

    And ck, can we get a racial epithet check on “goomba”?
    http://www.rsdb.org/search?q=goomba

    But anyway, who are you to judge?

  4. AlexK

    4/11/2010 at 9:08 pm

    What a dumb bitch.

  5. Joshua

    4/12/2010 at 12:32 am

    Less pictures of Bar Refaeli, more of Esti Ginzburg. She has that cuteness factor, and that certainly helps over Bar’s whorish behavior.

  6. Ephraim

    4/12/2010 at 12:50 am

    Did she check with Leo before doing this?

    Gotta say, nice gams, though.

  7. DK

    4/12/2010 at 10:07 am

    You wanna raise kids in a country where “The Situation” gets paid $7,500 a night to make an appearance at a club?

    I don’t even know what you are talking about. But then again, it’s a big country, ck.

  8. J.Miller

    4/12/2010 at 10:26 am

    Dont worry they will all die soon from the various STD’s they have exchanged between themselves.

  9. Droolicious

    4/12/2010 at 7:32 pm

    Just to be clear, you’re proposing that the photographer, Terry Richardson (NOTE: THIS LINK IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR PEOPLE WHO HAVE A PROBLEM SEEING OTHER PEOPLE’S, UM, BODY PARTS!! You know, this Terry Richardson: http://is.gd/bqcYr), is smart enough to have made such a sophisticated political statement. This proves only one thing: you may know a bit about Jewish history, but you don’t know shit about the art world.

    • themiddle

      4/12/2010 at 11:51 pm

      How do you know it’s the same Terry Richardson? Besides, even Copolla started out by shooting a porn flick.

  10. DK

    4/12/2010 at 9:33 pm

    ck, Ashkenazim are not particularly gifted in visual spatial abilities. I don’t get involved with the visual art world because I would just turn it into a market place.

  11. montana urban legend

    4/12/2010 at 9:52 pm

    Don’t forget the pants! Those retarded cut-up pants are highly inappropriate!

    They just suck!

  12. montana urban legend

    4/12/2010 at 9:55 pm

    They’re all just trying to make amends for whatever scripted plotline caused the dust-up with that chick named Danielle.

  13. Ephraim

    4/12/2010 at 11:37 pm

    ck.

    Dude.

    At least a NSFW warning, OK?

    Seriously.

    I work at home, so no blood, no foul, but that shit could serously get somebody fired.

    We’re not all of us sophisticated enough to know that the phtographer is a tool who likes to photograph his own tool (while it’s being used, yet).

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  16. toby

    4/14/2010 at 1:39 pm

    The shoes may be the Italian flag or the Pallywoodian flag, but the point is, no matter how seemingly imposing, we’ll eat them all for breakfast. That’s what it is, right?
    —————-
    And give Bar a break. Her kids are going to be Jewish by halakha no matter what and at least she’s making a contribution for Israel in the war of ideas. Which is more than can be said of the imbecile heroes who’ve lead Israel since forever, who know how to win wars but not how to turn them into actual victories, because they refuse to fight the war of ideas – just as they refuse to have nice table manners and talk in ways that people can relate. As in, answering back smears against Israel and all those things normal people do when falsely accused of something. For us to complain that everybody is AntiSemitic when the Jewish leadership is not making the case for Israel, is like the Jew who complained to hashem for never winning the lottery and it turned out he had never purchse a ticket.

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