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Guantanamo Bay: Jewish Witches, Horny Cats and Talking Pants Torture Detainees!

What would we do without Al-Jazeera?

Former Guantanamo detainee, Walid Muhammad Hajj, in an interview on Al-Jazeera, accused the US of using witches and Jews to torture inmates. Here are some excerpts from MEMRI’s translation of the interview:

Walid Muhammad Hajj: The most common method to wear down the brothers was witchcraft.
Interviewer: How did they do this?
Walid Muhammad Hajj: There were, of course, Jews among the [staff of] the Guantanamo Base, and they would set traps for the guys.
Interviewer: Give me an example of witchcraft.
Walid Muhammad Hajj: Witchcraft was used on most of the guys.
Interviewer: They would cast a spell on them?
Walid Muhammad Hajj: Yes, but by the grace of Allah, through frequent reading of the Koran and invocation of the names of Allah, they managed to withstand this.

And what of the aforementioned horny cats?

Interviewer: Did they ever use witchcraft on you?
Walid Muhammad Hajj: There was one attempt.
Interviewer: How did they do it?
Walid Muhammad Hajj: Once, when I was sleeping – on the floor, not on a bed – I suddenly felt that a cat was trying to penetrate me. It tried to penetrate me again and again. I recited the kursi verse again and again until the cat left.
Interviewer: But there wasn’t really any cat there?
Walid Muhammad Hajj: Absolutely not.

You can visit MEMRI for the entire transcript where Walid discusses the other spells that were cast on the detainees, including spells involving talking birds, talking pants (yes pants) and inmates pissing in their milk. Now I can’t speak to the sort of suffering and deprivation Walid went through at Guantanamo. Clearly his mind has snapped and he’s not altogether there. When you mix latent anti-Semitism with batshit insanity, the results can often be somewhat whacky (or wacky, you choose). But why would Al Jazeera run something like this?

Oh. Right.

Hat Tip: Gawker

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  1. Polo the Clown

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