From Superfluous Juxtaposition and a post on birth control:
Doctor: In the meantime, what method of birth control are you currently using?
Me: Um, Jdate. Seems to be working well.
Baddam bam. Pow! Funniest non-JDaters Anonymous post about JDate, ever.
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I did read it. But not knowing Vice magazine, I guess it was lost on me.
That’s worse, Moby, you were matched with a fake profile. 😉
that wasn’t a match i found unattractive…that was a ridiculous fake profile in the vein of vice magazine. did you even read what it said?
I dunno, Moby. You’re upset you were matched with a JDate woman you found unattractive. Hil’s using her wit to fire back comedy at her doctor. In my mind, that gives Superjux the win.
That does not mean I am not concerned for the aforementioned JDate woman; after all, eating ice cream for “desert” can’t be pleasant. After looking at this profile, I’m also thinking that it must be a joke profile. But what do I know? JDate’s “perfect matches” for me have been three guys I already know from the Upper West Side and a fourth who hadn’t logged on in two years. It’s an inexact science.
actually, i think this one beats it.