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Single, Never Married Man
Age: 30 years old
from Damascus, Syria

About Me
Strongly committed to (what’s left of) my Jewish community, I am looking to get married to a Jewish woman. Must be willing to relocate to Syria and pledge allegiance to the Assad government. Must also be willing to be followed around by agents of the Mukhabarat.

Find out more about the swinging life of Sami Kabariti, a Jewish Bachelor in Damascus as he tries to live la vida loca under the watchful eye of the Syrian secret police. Fun times!


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Founder and Publisher of Jewlicious, David Abitbol lives in Jerusalem with his wife, newborn daughter and toddler son. Blogging as "ck" he's been blocked on twitter by the right and the left, so he's doing something right.


  • He’s a good man.

    Still the question begged to be asked: Why does he stay?

    “Who would take care of this?” he shot back, scanning the interior of the synagogue during our final meeting. “Yes, I wish to have a better life, but you either ruin everything, or you stay.”

    The community s greatest prize is the Ifrange Synagogue, an unremarkable basalt structure from the outside, but packed with invaluable Jewish artifacts on the inside. Torah scrolls dating back to the Babylonian captivity are just the start, Kabariti said. In a city regularly pelted by dust storms, the synagogue is remarkably free of grit; the many brass and copper plates meant to symbolize the Ten Commandments are polished; not a single bulb is missing from the dozen or so chandeliers.

  • Sami, you had me at “…skinny, bent frame, hollow cheeks and furtive blue eyes…”
    I’ll be on the next plane.

  • Speaking of exiles,
    this site claims that coming up in the next month is a possible window for messiah revelation. They aren’t claiming to be prophets, but there analysing the book of Daniel has placed a major event to occur this coming month.
    In Daniel, there is a reference to 1290 days and 1335 days, which might mean the period after the 9/11 or the US invading Afghanistan.
    Time to do more mitzvahs just in case king messiah does show up.

  • From what I hear, Assad sits at home all day plaing around with military flight simulators.

  • hi sami ….u know me . ..but i lost u from sometime…wish to be in touch again …i’ll give u a hint in hebrew …..hayam …did u remember me?

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