…but that doesn’t mean we don’t know what they’re up to. We have spies, the Real Spy Syndicate, working for us.

And that’s how we know that our Jewlicious MIAs are out partying with Ozraelis in Tel Aviv, hobnobbing with the blogerati, and even podcasting.

All this talk of “birthright kids” is a Knesset-ful of Hebraic hooey. Don’t think we don’t know. Because we do…

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Esther Kustanowitz

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