Unless you’ve been holed up in a Tibetan monastery or something you probably know by now that Tom Cruise is engaged to his beard newest girlfriend Katie Holmes. What you may not know is that Cruise was out cruisin for a bride and one of his prospectives was Jewess Scarlett Johansson (Girl With The Pearl Earring, Lost In Translation).
According to Radar Magazine:
Weeks before he began wooing his brainwashed bride-to-be, Cruise made repeated phone calls to the 19-year-old starlet—who was then set to co-star with him in Mission Impossible III—imploring her to meet him at the Scientology Celebrity Center in L.A. But when the actress finally agreed, the supposedly professional get-together took an oddly spiritual turn. “[Cruise] took me into this room, which was stifling hot, and was showing me all kinds of info about joining the church,†Johansson told our source. “The whole time he didn’t even offer me a cookie!†Instead, he offered her dinner—and a glimpse into the Twilight Zone.
After two hours of proselytizing, our source says Cruise opened a door to reveal a second room full of upper-level Scientologists who had been waiting to dine with the pair, at which point the cool-headed ingenue politely excused herself. Soon after the meeting, Johansson dropped out of Mission Impossible III, reportedly due to scheduling conflicts.
Note to Cruise: When wooing a Jewess, always have a cookie nearby. That or 100-year old Grand Marnier. Sheesh.
Undeterred, Cruise reportedly tried his luck with 24-year-old Jessica Alba, 22-year-old Kate Bosworth, and 18-year-old Lindsay Lohan, before making his moves on the 26-year-old Holmes. Cryptic rumours reported by the New York Daily News, imply that Katie was won over by the promise of eternal love Cruise’s rugged manliness a 5-year, $5 million contract with a no sex clause – which shouldn’t be a problem for Cruise who is reportedly, uh, a very happy man. Very. Happy. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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Yea, Mel Gibson had it right
What!? Kirk Douglas is Jewish!? Oh he’s a clever one that Kirk…
Nice website but page is a little dated. I always wondered why Jewish people maintain German names as their surnames instead of all taking Hebrew names, especially if their mother was jewish. Could it be that Jewish women in Germany married the German goyim men to get their surnames? And what’s wrong with changing to a Hebraic surname? Netanyahu, for instance, or Cohen and Levy.
Johansson is not Hebrew. Scarlett should change it to sound more Hebrew Jewish to show her pride in being Jewish. Kirk Douglas is a Russian Jew. . .but WTH is he doing with a name like Douglas? Ashamed of his real name? So many Jews with goyim last names doesn’t make sense unless they’re hiding the fact they’re Jews.
Gavin, I hope you get to leave that basement soon.
Very stupid assumption. People didn’t always have last names. The Jews were forced to get last names. As German citizens, they had to have German last names. When they migrated to the US, many changed their names to sound more American, so they wouldn’t be discriminated against and could get a job more easily.
kikes are all the samebut the dangerstarted when zionism hijacked judaism and turned em all into piecesof mossad terrorists and shitof the earth ….greetings from nasrallah fan
Thanks Tom Cruise for all the great entertainment. You do a amazing job and I think you are great
You are a sad excuse for a human being
Sorry, I meant the comment below you
Halfsoul: you are very wrong, when you are legally jewish via mom, u will be jew the entire life, even if u convert to another religion… So its nothing to do with what you are saying.
Judaism is not a race(although most of follow the religion are semitic-looking like arabs), but a religion and if you don´t follow the religon you are not a jew. I am not sure if she follows Judaism.I doubt it, if so, then she isn´t a jew.
Taken Olim: what anti-Semetic planet did you fall off of that you would call being Jewish a genetic defect?
Yeah, it’s passed on like other genetic defects and viruses.
Avraham: You’re still a Jew.
Bob: Her Dad’s not Jewish but her Mom is. That’s how. Judaism is traditionally passed on via matrilineal descent.
How does a Jew get a name like Johansson?
I don’t see any problems with this. I was once a Jew but am now see the light in Scientology. Shalom all.
Speaking of insertions, let the record show that, in an interview, Scarlett informed the world that she was “raised as an atheist” (regardless of what the parental heritage may be) and when someone on her first movie (Horse Whisperer) asked her “what she was” with reference to he religion, she responded:
“Ten years old.”
Scarlett’s conduct, as reported above, is one of the very few times where I am glad to see secularism or materialism
or even atheism triumph over
the idiocies of a science fiction writer.
It is also painful, to me anyway, to watch a young woman like Holmes do violence to her consciene by having a relationship with a man like Cruise who did violence to his consciene many years ago when he first succumbed to the scientology cr-p
(in difference to some of you).
Jackie Mason’s right: Hollywood (and by extension NY) is just full of morons.
Fred shows himself to be either a low-I Q moronic child with an underdeveloped psyche, or a troglodyte with a twisted brain. Note to Fred: Keep your ignorance to yourself, idiot!
Drop dead, Fred.
yah i can see that too. Kikes no matter Jew or Jewess would always leave their obnoxious footmarks behind. he’s a fukin nigger cultivator. now he’s after fukin Run Hubbard’s perverted sodomite.
fuk this kikish nigger.
Wow!!! If Scarlett is Jewish I would love a shidich. Handsome man seeking Scarlett’s Yente
Her mom is jewish
Is Scarlett Johansen 100% Jewish? Are you insane???
Is Scarlett a 100% Jew? I would never guess by looking at her…… You can answer to me in Hebrew, if you like ;-).
Scarlett is a real pearl! Smart girl, that one!
your not alone jessica, see what the Rahulio has to say about him.
finally! someone else who thinks tom cruise is “happy.” i’ve been saying it for years and people just ignored me.
Me was well impressed by Lost In Translation….dat bes a well important film innit’? Iss well late.
Hey, ixnay on the onay orkway ermitpay there, chief, but did you read about my Fun West Bank Experience?
Seriously, about a job, my, ahem, associate here in Kfar Saba is looking into some kibbutzim. Matt’s departing today to Kibbutz Ketura in the lovely, cool, watery and green Arava Desert. Sucker.
We do it all for you Michael. It’s all about you. Well, you and G_d. Find any illegal work yet?
It’s spelled “god.” 😉
Oh, thank G-d, the irreverent, w(h)acky, Jewish-celebrity-gossip/ making-fun-of-people Jewlicious is back.
Dear ck, just to point out…this is all hearsay and rumor.
Sounds like a great recipe for a really bad date.
You say: “when wooing a Jewess, always have a cookie nearby.”
I say: “A little kugel goes a long way.”
But yes, this story gets w(h)ackier every day.