This Just Never Ends.
All good people everywhere are aghast at the news that
Queen Esther Madonna is currently working on writing her own children’s television series. The show, aimed at young girls, “will follow a group of girls who find themselves in challenging situations. The storylines are rumoured to be based on Kabbalah teachings.” Curiously, Madonna who has written childrens books like Mr. Peabody’s Apples, Yakov and the Seven Thieves and Lotsa de Casha as well as Sex (which is decidedly not for children), does not allow her precious spawn, Lourdes and Rocco to watch television. She was recently quoted as saying “TV is trash . . . My kids don’t watch TV.” Newspapers and magazines are also verbotten in the Richie-Ciccone household. So it will probably be a long time before the kids will be able to view any of their parents’ oeuvres. Mind you, if you’ve ever heard Madonna’s American Life album or seen Guy Ritchie’s flop Swept Away, that’s probably not such a bad thing.
Please… Mama, don’t preach.