Some dude called Brandon Perkins for this gem:
Chocolate gelt sack
A new pair of crew-cut socks
Worst Hanukkah ever
Why does chocolate gelt always come in those damn sacks?
I have no idea Brandon. But you go and have a good time at tonight’s Jewcy Chanukah Benefit Party Thang. Say Hello to Perry Farrell and grandmuffti and esther. Yay! By the way, not that it matters or anything, but Perkins, hmm… uh, so like, where are your people from? I’m guessing Lodz. Am I right? Am I?
The party is tonight, Sunday, December 11 at 8 pm at Crobar, 530 W. 28th St., New York, NY. Entertainers include Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Saturday Night Live star Rachel Dratch, Hip hop provocateur Princess Superstar, Celebrated female rappers Northern State, The Cast of The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, The Daily Show’s Eric Drysdale, Actress/comedian Jackie Hoffman, Comic genius Judy Gold, Funnyman Todd Barry, Comedian Rebecca Drysdale and many more of today’s most celebrated Jewish artists â€¦ including Perry Farrell (aka DJ Peretz) who will DJ between acts and perform on stage. So like, go ok?