Well, not yet, but that’s what will surely happen if the San Diego City Council votes today to approve plans for a new Hillel Center in La Jolla. The Center, to be built by the UC San Diego Hillel, will be a 12,000 square foot behemoth and will host all manner of raucous Hillel events, like Friday night services, wild Hanukah parties, loud karaoke nights, weird Friday afternoon meditation sessions and of course, the infamous Wednsday bagel brunches. You don’t know the true face of horror until you’ve seen a UCSB Hillel member, jacked up on poppy seed bagels, wreaking havoc all over the friggin place.
The city council meeting will be today at 6:00 pm at the Sherwood Auditorium in downtown La Jolla (700 Prospect – in the Museum of Contemporary Art). Join concerned residents and say no to the Hillel Center in La Jolla. Say no the heartbreak of bagel abuse and say yes to more parking spots for resident SUVs. Think of the children! Won’t somebody please think of the children???