KitlerThere are two things that have been Internet staples from the very begining, namely cats and neo-nazis. All over the world, cat lovers used their emerging Web skills to build virtual shrines to their domestic feline friends. And we laughed. At the same time, neo-nazis used the Internet to find other like-minded individuals and to disseminate their message of hate. These were inevitably inveterate losers who provided us with a glimpse into their otherwise pathetic lives. And we laughed.

But now there’s a Web page that unites the two, namely, On this site, owners of cats that resemble Hitler, send in photos. Their cats are voted on and discussed and the photos are displayed – the greater the resemblance to Hitler, the higher the ranking.

No. I’m not kidding.

The makers of the site go to great pains to let visitors know that they are not racist or hateful in any way:

Aren’t you guys glorifying Hitler’s memory?
Let’s get this straight. Hitler was an arsehole. Hitler was a disgusting, pus-ridden lump of excrement from the devil’s own anus. Before we go any further, let’s just reiterate that. As such, we think it is entirely appropriate to reduce him to an object of ridicule by comparing his physical appearance with a collection of fluffy, cute moggies.

So uh… if you need a good laugh (and who doesn’t these days?), mosey on down to I myself hate both cats and Hitler so this Web site is perfect for me!

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Founder and Publisher of Jewlicious, David Abitbol lives in Jerusalem with his wife, newborn daughter and toddler son. Blogging as "ck" he's been blocked on twitter by the right and the left, so he's doing something right.


  • Like Mel Brooks “springtime for hitler” the kitler cats remind us that whatever else the man was he is now a complete object of derision. I say anything that gets a laugh of out all his destruction is an act of defiance to those who would ever do that to any group of people. Here’s what’s left of a sad little oneballed fart named adolf, may he spend eternity facing his lies and crimes.

  • It kind of makes sense. Hitler was evil, cats are evil.

    Also, who is to say they aren’t Hitler, reincarnated for punishment. You know how many single Jewish women own cats?

  • I’ve seen this kitler blog before and I think it’s a riot. (Yeah, I’m Jewish.)

  • is a royal hoot. People who say they “hate cats” or any other animal for that matter are not a hoot. FYI, many SS murderers also got off on killing cats and dogs. Guess they hated them too.

  • Mar Shed would like to point out that if you “hate cats” that does not also imply that you hurt/kill cats. Barbara E – take it easy girl! Just understand that cats are popular to a small niche of people, as is neo-nazism, which is probably why this website is so much fun.

  • People who live in Jerusalem, especially in Jerusalem’s poorer neighborhoods are entirely 100% justified in hatred of cats. The cats of Jerusalem are like cockroaches, only larger, more numerous and filthier. Cats are an accursed blight, a scourge from a God who has abandoned his people.

  • Hiarious. I noticed that one such kittie is named Chaplin. Remember, not everyone with that little mustache was a hitler-ite. Poor kitties . . . I prefer to think of them as Chaplin’s kitties. (Hitler is just too disgusting to be reminded of).

  • CK and the rest of you feline haters. It seems to me your equating your hatred with cats with your hatred with Hitler. How many cats ‘massacred’ our ancestors?

  • Hey, Michael, why not start Jerusalem’s first TNR (trap, neuter, release) program for feral cats? Visit and learn how.

  • Hi, I’m a “goy” kamrad from Europe.

    Don’t laugh jews, Uncle is still alive in our minds.

    Hitler was right about your people, and we are happy when we see you burn in Auschwitz.

    You mantain lobby in USA and you control the war in the world.

    Like Ahmadinejad i think:”A world without sionist?”


    You must admit. In europe we can do everything we like but we can’t deny the Holocaust. Although Holocaust in about 250 000 jews, you want trust us 6 million people is dead. Surely, I’d like, better 6 million than 250 thousand.

    therefore, with my heart i sing for eveyone of you my favourite song :P:

    Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
    The way that I want you to die
    Slow death, immense decay
    Showers that cleanse you of your life
    Forced in
    Like cattle
    You run
    Stripped of
    Your lifes worth
    Human mice, for the angel of death
    Four hundred thousand more to die
    Angel of death
    Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
    Sadistic, surgeon of demise
    Sadist of the noblest blood

    Destroying, without mercy
    To benefit the aryan race

    Surgery, with no anesthesia
    Fell the knife pierce you intensely
    Inferior, no use to mankind
    Strapped down screaming out to die
    Angel of death
    Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
    Infamous butcher,
    Angel of death

    Pumped with fluid, inside your brain
    Pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes
    Burning flesh, drips away
    Test of heat burns your skin, your mind starts to boil
    Frigid cold, cracks your limbs
    How long can you last
    In this frozen water burial?
    Sewn together, joining heads
    Just a matter of time
    til you rip yourselves apart
    Millions laid out in their
    Crowded tombs
    Sickening ways to achieve
    The holocaust
    Seas of blood, bury life
    Smell your death as it burns
    Deep inside of you
    Abacinate, eyes that bleed
    Praying for the end of
    Your wide awake nightmare
    Wings of pain, reach out for you
    His face of death staring down,
    Your blood running cold
    Injecting cells, dying eyes
    Feeding on the screams of
    The mutants hes creating
    Pathetic harmless victims
    Left to die
    Rancid angel of death
    Flying free

    (leads: hanneman, king, hanneman, king, hanneman)

    [ angel of death
    Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
    Infamous butcher,
    Angel of death


    bye and burn shits!

  • You mantain lobby in USA and you control the war in the world.

    Walt or Mearsheimer fan? Or do you just read Juan Cole?

  • wow. someone must have been googling “Hitler” while self-pleasuring again.

  • At least his comment was well written with the appropriate grammar. Fucking Nazi fascist.

    If you will it, it is no dream(legend)

  • Darn it! That guy came along and stole the show from me and my cute little comment about Chaplin’s kitties.

  • Ummm, correct me if I’m wrong, Kamrad…
    But isn’t “Angel of Death” performed by Tom Araya and Slayer?

    Uh… isn’t Tom Araya… A JEW? hehehe 🙂

  • I’m with KSF…those poor cats shouldn’t have their features compared to hitler. I’m glad my cat is white and orange spotted.

  • Are you saying that cats that AREN’T “white and orange spotted” are INFERIOR???!!!! Tell ze trooss… ve have vays uf making yoo talk… hehehe 😉

  • OK, look. I don’t really hate cats. At worst I’m ambivalent. Hate is a strong word. I shouldn’t have used it here. All cat lovers please accept my apologies!

  • It’s not that I hate cats either. I love birds more, and have witnessed too many times an overfed housecat kill a beautiful bird for sport, and not even eat it. I tend to prefer dogs, which give you love like a family member, whereas cats give you love like, well, a house plant. Nothing personal, they are just evil, objectively speaking. >:-)

  • Thanks for the clarifications ck. I am a cat lover, but its more b/c cats flock to me by the 100s, i have never met a cat who didn’t like me. This being said I am in for a long a miserable life 😉

  • Thanks, Jessica. Jon C., you’re funny – I agree. Yes, yes, these are Chaplin’s kitties: give them little black hats and canes. Film them in black and white.

  • Jon C. – I have the same affliction. Cats seem to love me despite the lack of any encouragement from me. Cat’s will sit on my lap just like that, sleep on my tummy and I have no idea why. Now I live in machaneh yehuda, the central market in Jerusalem, and am surrounded by cats! The good news is that the rats in the neighbourhood don’t come around so much.

  • wasent hitler really anti animal abuse? curse you grammer.. need tea to assult you…
    hmm hmm anyways thats kinda in response to the hitler was an arse and would kill these cats with a fish fork comment.. not that hes not anything less than a compleate twat.. just amuses me how people just assumed that he touches cats and other fluffy things.. ahh hes evil he must molest household pets and plants.. so thats why the eggplant died? umm yeha.. honest…