Looks like actor/model Isaac Cohen and Britney Spears are no longer uh… “dating.” Britney’s in New York for Fashion Week accompanied by her two children and her manager. Meanwhile, Isaac was nowhere to be seen.
Usmagazine.com has learned that the two decided to split after a month of dating.
â€œThey realized they’re better off as friends,â€ Cohen’s pal Yaniv Fituci tells Us. â€œThere was no big drama. It was never more than just hooking up.â€
Fituci, who directed Cohen, 25, in the Hinterland video â€œAim,â€ added: â€œI don’t think he’s in a place for a serious relationship yet. He’s too busy.â€
Uh… yeah. Look, it’s not like I was worried that he’d marry the fading pop tart. But you never know, the theoretical possibility existed. And what with her Kabbalah Center experience, maybe she would have converted. I was just concerned about Britney’s contribution to our collective gene pool y’all. It might have signaled the trailer trashification of the Jewish people… soon we would doubtless be witness to the spectacle of drive through synagogues, hoochie denim shorts as acceptable wear at bar mitzvah services and lots and lots of wholly un-ironic consumption of lots and lots of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Gennesee Beer.
*Shudder* We dodged a bullet there people.