From the beloved Overheard site:

Little boy leaving temple: Schmuck, schmuck, schmuck!
Mother: Kyle!
Little boy: What? It’s a new word I learned in Jew school today!
Mother: Hebrew school!
Little boy, in a whisper: Schmuck…

–87th & Madison

P.S.: The German word “Schmuck” means “jewellery”. I’ll leave that uncommented. 🙂

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