Inspired by Middle’s post, I started wondering what James Bond would be like had his forefathers crawled the Sinai desert. I came up with the following:
He’d go by â€œBond. James Bond.â€, but his friends from summer camp would still remember him from when he was humble little Yankel Blumberg.
He’d bear a strong resemblance to David de Rothschild. (mmmmm 😀 )
The villain would torture him by offering him the wrong hechsher / an audio recording of his nagging mum / anything at full retail price / a bad shidduch.
He’d turn down missions stating he’s â€œshomer shabosâ€.
He’d have family in Brooklyn.
ck would know him.
His mother’s fav line would be, â€œSpecial agent, shmecial agent, when will you make me a bubbe already?â€
He’d run a few gesheftn while saving the world.
He’d know where Q could have got the car at half the price.
He’d read Jewlicious.
He’d always bring his own (canned) food and paper plates, cause â€œyou never knowâ€.
That’s it for now from my end. I’d love to read your additions though. 🙂