Produced by Jewlicious Festival Alum and performer, Smooth E. Oh shutup, you knew it was bound to happen, you’re just pissed you didn’t do it first. Who is Susan Boyle? Where’ve you been? Fighting the Taliban in Pakistan or something? Click here you useless git. And what the hell are the Taliban doing 70 kms from Islamabad??? Seriously.

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“Just because you're naked doesn't mean you're sexy. Just because you're cynical doesn't mean you're cool.”
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