Dear friend,

It’s your birthday today, and of course, you’re on the mind and in the hearts of your favourite Zionists.

We’d have baked you a cake, but it was too hot today, so we got you ice cream. We’ve popped in two lactase pills and some fruit – we do care a lot about you afterall!

Happy Birthday to you and a happy, healthy and wonderful new year of life!

Your beloved Zionist friends

This ice cream has not been approved of by any rabbinical authority.

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