People Magazine just reported that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds officially filed for divorce Thursday at a Los Angeles court. That’s kind of miraculous no? I mean seriously. Who in their right mind would divorce Scarlett Johansson? It’s got to be some kind of miracle! And what about the timing? The day before Christmas eve? Might this have been occasioned by Johansson’s reluctance to participate in yet another Christmas celebration? One can always hope that Johansson is getting back to her Jewish roots I suppose – but I take no pleasure in her personal difficulties, although all indications are that it was an amicable split, probably occasioned by professional pressures rather than a sudden religious/cultural epiphany. Johansson, whose mother is Jewish, is now the world’s most eligible Jewish single. That’s what matters! Divorce can be difficult even when you are a celebrity if you are going through a divorce, you might find that using a law firm similar to this Family Lawyer Toronto law firm could support you through such a difficult time.

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Founder and Publisher of Jewlicious, David Abitbol lives in Jerusalem with his wife, newborn daughter and toddler son. Blogging as "ck" he's been blocked on twitter by the right and the left, so he's doing something right.

9 Comments

  • I wanna convert to judaism too so i can taste a sweet jew poontang howzat..jewboy..

  • Hey, as a nice Goy Boy if I convert to Judasim can I get Scarlett Johansson? It would be worth it!!

  • lol
    I thought that the Nazis was seeking “perfection ethnic” but I see that the Jews follow the same.

  • Hey Esther, of course you’re right. But now when I fantasize about Johansson, I won’t be contemplating adultery – once the papers are signed that is. It’s all in good fun and it sure doesn’t prevent me from dating appropriate and lovely Jewish single gals.

  • What part of “I take no pleasure in her personal difficulties” did you miss exactly Polo? No one here is celebrating divorce – only that an extremely eligible Jewish woman is now available. They were married what? 2 years? Obviously it didn’t work out for a reason, no children were involved and the split was amicable. I am pretty sure they made the right decision and good for them. It’s their business and I wish them both well. If it’s literary content you are looking for then you’re in the wrong place. You might want to read a book instead. Might I suggest Narcisus and Goldmund by Hesse?

  • I’m fairly certain that ck was being sarcastic. Although I do expect a comment any minute now from interfaithfamily.com mourning the end of this relationship and blaming its demise on intolerant Jews slavishly hanging on to an outmoded concept of Jewish identity that in all likelihood wasn’t welcoming Ryan Reynolds enough.

  • …Because the only thing standing between most single Jewish guys and Scarlett Johansson was Ryan Reynolds.

    • yes, estherk. as we all know, ck is known to point out the obvious…