Thanks for the good news Fathi Shihab-Eddim!

Oh what a relief! I mean 6-million dead Jews, it’s too much, too heartbreaking to contemplate! But today, amid the anti-government rioting, there’s good news out of Egypt. Those 6-million dead Jews? They never died! This according to Fathi Shihab-Eddim, described as a key figure in Egyptian President Mohammed Morsi’s government, responsible for appointing the editors of all state-run Egyptian newspapers. Fathi stated:

US intelligence agencies in cooperation with their counterparts in allied nations during World War II created it (the Holocaust) to destroy the image of their opponents in Germany, and to justify war and massive destruction against military and civilian facilities of the Axis powers, and especially to hit Hiroshima and Nagasaki with the atomic bomb.

Apparently, the missing 6-million Jews simply moved to the United States and are presumably hiding according to Shihab-Eddim. This is SUCH good news! What a thrill it is to know that these Jews and their descendants no longer have to hide now that thanks to Shihab-Eddim, the proverbial cat is out of the bag. Imagine how great it’s going to be! 6-million Jews and their descendants can now be counted as part of the community! Birthright Israel is going to have to ramp up available trips! Synagogues and day schools can be full again! We’ll be able to mothball all those silly Holocaust Museums and spend our communal funds on integrating our long lost Jews! The possibilities are mind boggling!

I for one can’t wait to meet Anne Frank’s grandchildren. Call me!

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Founder and Publisher of Jewlicious, David Abitbol lives in Jerusalem with his wife, newborn daughter and toddler son. Blogging as "ck" he's been blocked on twitter by the right and the left, so he's doing something right.


  • I admire irony but the cheap sarcasm CK indulges in here should be embarrassing to you folks. Do intelligent people like you still cling to that mythical six million figure? Rabbi Stephen S. Wise was using it way back in the 19 oughts. It was used to sob sister contributions for six million Jews supposedly suffering after WWI.
    As I understand its origin, it derived from something in one of your Holy books to the effect that six million Jews had to die before the Messiah would show up. That is why it has become a sacrosanct part of Holocaustianity and Jewish Math. The death toll etched on a stone at Auschwitz used to read “4 million.” It had to be dropped to a mere 1.5 million but the six million figure remains. That is Jewish Math. I hear you folks are good with money. You also seem to be good with phony math….Like to hear from you, CK. Zan Overall, The Wise Old Man from Youtube. try /1wom. You would enjoy “The Wise Old Man at the Stephen S. Wise Temple.”
    It shows one of the Chosen stealing one of my placards. He got away with it so I guess the Talmud would approve.

  • Zan, you need to run upstairs to the kitchen. Your mom wants you to put your dirty plate in the dishwasher.

    • Zan Overall, The Wise Old Man, replying to themiddle. Is that the best you could come up with? I gave the readers of Jewlicious some reasons to doubt that the Six Million figure was anything but a shibboleth, an oft-repeated phrase not backed up by facts. You gave me the middle finger. That must be the reason you are known as “themiddle.” Is your mother proud of you?

      I am glad you did. It shows how childish people can be who hold your opinions .
      “Insults are the last refuge of the out argued.” In your case the first refuge.

      I often go on the street with my opinions, for example with placards and flyers pointing out how Israel attacked the USS Liberty on June 8, 1967 knowing damn well it was American.

      People like you walk by with an insult or giving me the middle finger,
      never pausing to say an intelligent word in defense of their beliefs on the matter.
      It is the typical response of many Jews. I have it on video. Go to my Wise Old Man video “The Wise Old Man at the Stephen S. Wise Temple.”

      I thank ck for the opportunity to post here. Enjoyed our phone conversation.
      How did you like my sketch, “God Is a Goy? Oy!”

      • “Is that the best you could come up with?”

        Um, you were barely worth the tiny effort I actually made. Now run along, little pup.

    • I think Zan is too busy with his Hitler coloring book to bring his dishes up from the basement, M.

  • I shouldn’t have tried to put my Youtube channel on the post.
    If anyone wants to see them just google “The Wise Old Man at the Stephen S. Wise Temple.” or “God Is a Goy? Oy!”

  • Dave, you guessed wrong. Actually, I am rereading “The Real Lincoln,” a book by Thomas DiLorenzo showing what a scumbag Lincoln was. I’m getting ready for my
    protest outside the Academy Awards ceremony. One of my placards will read:
    Another one will read: SPIELBERG! YOU FORGOT:
    (The one thing I admire him for is that he foiled the Rothschilds by paying for the war with fiat money….Of course, the war should never have happened. Lincoln did not start the war to free slaves. He invaded the South to bring them back into the Union, i.e. into the embrace of the tyrannical central government Americans are suffering under now.)
    Dave, please keep up the childish insults. They make me look good.
    Is there anyone reading this who is embarrassed by themiddle and Dave?

  • You are going to hold up a sign? WOW! Are all you anti-Semites so ineffectual? That’s about as poignant and effective as one of Abe Foxman’s “strongly worded letters”. Congrats.

    • Dear AlexK, Welcome to the fray! Your side is only hurling insults which do not bother me at all. If there are any disinterested people viewing this thread they may wonder why the Jews are going ad hominem and the (lonely) Goy is trying to present facts. (You don’t mind if I capitalize “Goy,” do you?)

      You did respond to something I wrote, which I appreciate. You responded to my plans for next Sunday’s Academy Award Day. I will be demonstrating outside the theatre. With placards saying “Jewish Hollywood 2013. Propaganda Disguised as Entertainment.” “The Wise Old Man Disses: LINCOLN, DJANGO, ZERO DARK 30 and Argo.”

      You wrote: ” Are all you anti-Semites so ineffectual?” We do what we can, AlexK.
      I could have written something for the editorial page of the Sulzbergers’ NY Times or Sam Zell’s Chicago Trib or LA Times but figured that might not work out. So I use the internet. My Wise Old Man videos on Youtube are getting around.
      I Googled the name of one of them, the comic (take my word for that) sketch called “God Is a Goy? Oy!” Found it has been read in Japan among other places. A presumably Jewish website included it in a lost of my videos. The Website was called something like “Anti Anti-Semitism.” They made it easy for people to get to my oeuvre. I thank them.

      Please check out “God Is a Goy? Oy!” and “Sol” and “Open Letter to Abe Foxman.” Let me know what you think. To get to my Channel think /1wom.

      Speaking of Jewish owned newspapers, do you know how the Washington Post fell into the hands of the Jewish Myers family. It’s instructive. Jewish advertisers to the Post, dropped their advertising, causing them to lose money.
      Anything for the Tribe! The Gentile owner was forced to sell at a bargain basement price and the Jewish advertisers came back.

      Remember, AlexK, you are 2%. Stupid as most of the Goyim are, we are 98% and we are waking up. Wait till enough of them learn that your side did 9/11.

  • DAVE, I notice some of my comments are still awaiting moderation.
    I didn’t say no bad woids. Don’t be too protective of your flock please.
    All groups are too much in the habit of “preaching to the choir.”
    It is good to hear the other side of controversies.
    I could be wrong—————–Naaah! I”m the Wise Old Man.

  • Zan Overall to ck the proprietor of Jewlicious. Please set me straight.
    When we talked on the phone in quite a friendly fashion I believe you told me that
    your name is Dave. My question is: Are these mocking posts from Dave coming from the man I talked to on the phone, the “ck” who wrote the article that started this?
    On the phone you were willing to talk about facts. Now you just fool around. Please let me know if the Dave using the tired old tin foil hats thing is the same guy I talked to on the phone. If you want to fool around I will go that route too.