In Sweden, Kosher slaughter has been banned since 1937. Swedish Jews can’t eat kosher beef or lamb unless they import it, and laws are currently circulating that would even ban the import of kosher meat (chickens are allowed to be shechted). However, children in Sweden can eat the X-Pop, a remarkably penis-shaped Popsicle with a head full of sherbet that pops in your mouth when you eat it. Yes, they can eat this penis pop, but if Swedish lawmakers have their way, they will not be able to undergo a bris (Jewish male circumcision).
GB Glace is the largest ice-cream maker in Sweden and is owned by Unilever, and has previously come under fire for a licorice-flavored treat called “Nogger Black.” They claim that there are no similarities between the X-Pop and a penis. Yes. It’s shaped like a rocket, and after a few minutes of sucking on it, there’s popping and something creamy oozes out from the center. But other than that, not penis-like at all! Nope.
As Sweden’s 20,000 Jews come under continuous attack by Anti-Semites and and politicians in the thrall of thoughtless political correctness, their continued presence there is tenuous. But Sweden will raise a new generation of people adept at sucking long, hard tubular things till they pop in their mouths. Practice makes perfect! I’m guessing it should be great for tourism too.
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