Noted Islamophobe and hate mongerer Pamela Geller recently awarded Jon Stewart “The Most Disgusting Jew on the Planet Award.” This was in an opinion piece, more of an unhinged rant really, titled The Poo Generation wherein a smiling shit emoticon “…signifies America’s rapid decay in the wake of the left’s decades-long war on Americanism, freedom and individual rights. The absence of morality – and by morality, I mean a code of values – has led to an absence of the good. And an abundance of poo.” Of course there’s oodles of criticism that one can direct at America but it’s hard to take someone seriously who is a hater (barred from entry in the UK) and who quotes Ayn Rand approvingly not once but twice in one piece that isn’t about Ayn Rand, because, well, Ayn Rand sucks. But back to Stewart the disgusting Jew.
Sharing their disdain for America is Jon Stewart, to whom they should have given the “Most Disgusting Jew on the Planet Award.” No contest. After Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s ground-breaking speech to Congress last week, Stewart scoffed at the many standing ovations Netanyahu received as the “longest bl-wjob a Jewish man has ever received.” … This vicious traitor, smug and self-righteous, has long been working for the other side under the guise of comedy. Vile. Jon Stewart defines self-loathing Jew. But that’s not enough. He means to take us down with him… He is leaving Comedy Central, thankfully. But don’t get too happy; they’ll turn the show over to another leftist radical. When does Dennis Miller or someone like that get an HBO or Comedy Central gig? The cultural landscape is under siege by these killers… And what’s next for Stewart? Politics, I fear.
So wait, what? Jon Stewart is working for the other side? What other side? The Russkis? Is Jon Stewart a member of the Taliban or ISIS? Jihad Jon? Is he leaking government secrets that as a comedian on TV he has special access to? Oh! He’s a radical leftist (who earns over $30 million a year which I am sure he funnels to Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Il and George Soros). Ok. And the radical leftists control the media. That’s why someone like Dennis Miller, who is somewhat conservative, will never work in Hollywood. Except that he did work. He was on Saturday Night Live from 1985-1991. Then there was the Dennis Miller Show in 1992 which lasted 7 months before being cancelled due to poor ratings. Then in 1994 he was on HBO with Dennis Miller Live. It took his radical leftist bosses at HBO 8 years to realize that Miller was conservative and the show ended its run in 2002. Bad fact checking Pamela. But it’s hard to pull up Wikipedia when the froth from your mouth is so… frothy that it gets into your eyes.
Anyhow, being called a disgusting Jew by Pam Geller should actually be treated as a badge of honor! When small minded and hateful fuckwads hate you, it means you’re doing something right. So yasher koach Mr. Stewart. You’re actually a real mensch. But would it kill you to come to shul once in a while?