 I gave communion to Jew? I need to get my eyes fixed!! |
Pope John Paul II gets possible fast track to Canonization as a result
A few years back, an unnamed wealthy American Jew was dying from an incurable cancerous brain tumor. He finagled a meeting where the Pope gave the visibly sick man Communion at a private Mass. The problem is that Communion is only supposed to be given to Catholics. Our erstwhile Jew however, neglected to let the Pope know of his Mosaic persuasion: “the pope did not realize that the man was Jewish until it became obvious that he did not know how to receive the sacrament — and afterward, John Paul gently admonished him.”
Despite the admonishment however the Yid was cured within hours of receiving his Papal Communion and now as a result of this and other alleged miracles, there are growing calls to canonize the Pope and have him declared a Saint, before the usual 5 year cooling off period after his death. Great. Yet another Catholic Saint. But this time, given the circumstances, can Saint John Paul II be the patron Saint of like, weasely rich Jews or something? That would be pretty cool I think.
Source: New York Post
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Uh sirbarrett, I appreciate your good intentions and kind invite and all but uhm… no. That should have been obvious.
Alright Micheal, I understand. Still, if you change your mind, the invitations’ open.
You’re right that most of you are happy doing what you do best. I don’t want to mess with a good thing. I’ll just say that there are also Jews who acknowledge Christ as a man or an inspiration or even as a messiah (Messianic Jews) so drinking a little wine or eating bread doesn’t have to be like an adventure through the hell of history session, nor a betrayl of Jewishness. On the other hand, I know Jews who have some bones to pick with that Nazerean. Not so much him, but people who talk a lot of stuff about him have done some vile stuff to them. They don’t want to talk about him, think about him or hear about him. So, without further ado, this is the Jesus convo outro.
Um, the problems Jews have with going to churches is not so much because of “communion” but more because of “Christianity is a foreign religion that tells us to worship a man who does not qualify by our standards to be Moshiach and in whose name we’ve been being killed for 2000 years.”
You know. Just sayin’. I think most of us are pretty happy with the whole “no remembrance of Jesus” thing.
Come to my church Jews! We’re not Catholic but we’d let you commune with us, have a little bit o dis, a little bit o dat. Yes, that’s right. Communion is not only for Catholics. Some Protestants do the communion thing, we just do it differently. When we drink wine it doesn’t turn into blood in our mouths. That’s a little too vampiric for us. Still, we do the bread and wine thing, taking the memory of the Last Supper as the emphasis. The point for us is not some kind of mystical alchemy but merely for the reason Jesus told us to: “Do this in remembrance of me”
I just want to know if it is true that some Jew was cured of cancer because he got down with the whole transubstantiation thing. It sounds like a hugeload of bullshit, of course. I don’t believe it for a second. I mean, miracles were ascribed even to Hugh of Lincoln, IIRC.
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What’s so ‘Jewlicious’ about all this pope talk?
The guy is dead. Shouldn’t we be more worried about our upcoming redemption?
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