Decrying Zionist control of the media, of the world and of his own personal career and nuclear output, a petulant Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad appeared at an Islamic Music Video Awards Show in Zahedan, Iran with the word “SLAVE” prominently etched onto his cheek.
Embroiled in a constant battle to one-up himself in terms of sparking controversy, Ahmadinejad stated to the assembled crowd: “They have invented a myth that Jews were massacred and place this above God, religions and the prophets. If somebody in their country questions God, nobody says anything, but if somebody denies the myth of the massacre of Jews, the Zionist loudspeakers and the governments in the pay of Zionism will start to scream.”
Bitterly complaining about Zionist-influenced demands that Iran allow international supervision of its nuclear program, Ahmadinejad continued:
“Those who themselves produce nuclear arms should not raise hue and cry against those who only want to gain access to nuclear technology for peaceful purposes. Countries which have arsenals of nuclear, chemical and biological weapons which can be used against other countries at their whim and those who supplied the Baathist regime with (chemical) weapons that killed thousands of innocent Iranians … now go to all lengths to block Iran from gaining access to peaceful nuclear technology. We are sure they have criminal intentions, and there was never any doubt that they were piling weapons of mass destruction to be used against less powerful nations.”
In his closing remarks, the President informed the audience “…if the world shall continue to bow to Zionist desires and approve of Zionist murder of Muslims, I shall be forced, in order to bring further publicity to plight of the Iranian people, to ascend the stage wearing assless pants.”
Sources in the Iranian government indicate that Ahmadinejad also plans to officially change his name to the unpronounceable symbol of the Iranian Red Lion and Sun Society, and, should that fail to garner world sympathy for Iranian nuclear ambitions and plans to destroy Israel, become a Jehovah’s Witness and release an old-school funk album.
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I think it’s located above his pupik.
Please tell me exactly where the evil in Ahmadinejad is. I need that information.
DK-
It was never about the international community vs. Iran, it was the EU and US vs. Iran, since Iran can count Russia and China as its patrons. This is why these negotiations are nothing but farce.
As for dragging Israel & the Jews into it, (aside from the fact that in Ahmadinejad’s and his ilk’s world view, everything is about the Jews,) remember that he began this little game by declaring that Israel should be wiped off the map. No mention of the Holocaust was made.
And all along I thought Kimber Henry was The Carver, surprise…turns out to be the President of Iran!
Kinda blatant paintboarding of the picture, but yeah, Iran’s President is an idiot. And, probably about to get his country treated to a B-2 full of JDAMS. The Iranians are so lucky to have a leader that would bring them so much HMX for Christmas.
Iran has succeeded in making the appearance of their conflict between themselves and Israel plus the Jews, not Iran vs. The International community, which it was.
He played us perfectly.
Let’s jump up and down some more. We’re happy, they’re happy.
We get to condemn Holocaust Denial, they get their nuclear strike reactor.
Yes, if only we had spent devoted more time and money towards day schools, we would be dealing with Ahmadinejad.
Stop trying to squeeze those square pegs into round holes.
And because 3 Holocaust days and all these museums are doing so much to help our cause!
Let’s spend even more money on museums instead of Day Schools, and 3 Holocaust Days aren’t enough – One for us, one for the gentiles, and of course, Tisha B’av for the Frum, so that’s only three.
Maybe we should add a fourth? I bet that would do a lot of good!
Yes, because anti-Semites need a reason to deny the Holocaust.
I can’t believe that there such a backlash to Holocaustism!
what’s the UN gonna do? tell him to stop being a meanie? let him talk himself into a hole, the man is obviously an idiot with no credibility. apparently he wants Israel moved to Canada, Alaska, or Europe.
What?
At this point (with his healthy streak of recent rhetoric) he’s simply playing the instigator. If he keeps this up and say Israel does come after their nuclear caches not many people will remember this talk. Fingers will be pointed straight to the “aggressor”.
It’s a real shame that the UN doesn’t take this with a more forward-footed stance but isn’t this what we’ve come to expect from them?
He may be nuts, but he does have a point. It can take a certain amount of crazyness to bring forth the truth. I think this guy is gonna be the one, the one to bring Jews back to G-d via the sword of Islam.
Hosea 5:15 “I will go and return to My place, till they acknowledge their guilt, and seek My face; in their trouble they will seek Me earnestly:”