Visiting friend to guy at health food store: Excuse me, do you
Have kombucha tea?
Israeli clerk (thick accent): No, but we have kombucha in tablets.
Friend: Oh, I never have seen it like that – what does it do?
Clerk: It gives you energy and does something else, too, what do you want it to do?
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Ha Ha Ha! So that’s how my dad has been thanking me all these years…
Then 10 minutes later when getting juice at a stand she said to the guy, “How do you say thank you? Ben Zona?”
EXCELLENT – the moment described is SOOOO true, and timelessly Jewish!
Why is Alli posting something that does not involve penises? Or is that where the ‘energy’ goes?