If Online Dating Profiles Said The Truth

I’m going to talk about my ex all night:

I’m broke and live with my parents:

I’m needy:

I’m a player:

I’m just looking for sex:

I’m not Jewish even though I’m on JDate:

I’m a Gold Digger:

I’m not ready for a relationship:

I’m doing this because my mom made me:

I’m too in love with myself to love anyone else:

I’m obsessive:

I’m a LOT uglier in person:
Our first date will look like this:

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