Y’all are getting fat. Maybe go easy on the Latkes this hannuka? We’ve got enough people trying to kill us. No need to do it for them. From Jpost: The number of Israelis resorting to...
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The Spike in Glow Sales Alone Could Have Rescued the Economy…
Two Israeli men are looking at a death sentence for possession of 23,000 (!) hits of Ecstasy in Thailand. Muffti’s advice: slip the judge a few at the appeal court and give him a massage. From...
That’s SIR Peres, thank you!
According to JpostPresident Shimon Peres became a Knight recently along with such luminaries as George H.W. Bush, Bono and Reagan. The particular award was the Knight Grand Cross of the Most...
Everyone is Getting So Progressive…
Even the Jews are gettin’ a slice of the action. The new minority whip for the republicans is none other that the only Republican jew in the house, Eric Cantor. And Lieberman proved that the...
It took them THIS LONG to think of this ploy?
A good year and a bit after IAF struck at a location in Syria which contained traces of uranium and led to suspicious of nuclear activity, the Syrian Foreign Minister churns out an alternative...
YUM!
Let’s just keep them out of the hands of agriprocessors! From the Telegraph: According to a report in the Yedioth Ahronoth newspaper, vets were asked to treat an adult, female giraffe at...
IDF Video Under Investigation
The only thing worse than committing a terrible humiliating crime is being dumb enough to film it. Let’s hope that all is not as it appears. According to Ha’aretz: Channel 10 on Thursday...
Oh Canada, Muffti’s Home and Native Land..
This isn’t jewlicious and it’s not meant as a political statement but it is pretty funny. A Canadian comedic duo managed to get through to Sarah Palin, convincing her staff (and her) that...