The Holy See cannot take lessons or instructions from any other authority on the tone and content of its statements. Muffti is sort of sorry he ever posted the first story on this; why...
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Do You Take These Women to be your Lawfully Wedded Wives?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s Amoré! There are lots of bad things to say about Hamas. But one can’t deny their romantic side. Last night, Hammas held a mass...
Ratzinger Neglects To Mention a Certain Country
Muffti doesn’t really think this is a big deal, but after reading an editorial at Jpost, he thought he’d post quickly. On Sunday, the Pope had the following to say about terrorism: These...
Good Thing Judaism isn’t Weird Like Those Pagan...
We earlier reported on Rabbi Yossi Dayan’s intention to use voodoo use pulsa denura, literally meaning ‘lashes of fire’, on Ariel Sharon. The ceremony took place last Thursday at...
Who Isn’t Going to Claim they Did it?
A second group has laid claims to responsibility for the bombing at Sharm al-Sheikh: the Mujahideen of Egypt. They offer tough words on a web site: We announce to the whole world that five people...
There Goes the Neighbourhood
Nayef Hawatmeh announced Thursday that after the withdrawl is complete, he’ll relocate from Damascus to Gaza. Hawatmeh, you may recall, is head of the Marxist-Leninist Democratic Front for the...